Saturday marked the 3rd annual Addison Circle Pub Crawl -- being Dallas residents Paul and I took part in the festivities! I must admit we made it through only 6 of the 7 bars before we cabbed it home but you can probably tell from the pictures we still had a great time!
Here's Paul and I on the party bus...getting ready for the next stop!
Pub Crawl Rules:
- This trip guarantees a great time. If you’re not in the mood, stay the hell home with your pet. If you want to be shocked or mocked, slapped or tapped, risk being kissed or dissed, grooved over or smoothed upon, grabbed, touched, spanked or wanked, then the back of the bus is for you.
- Eat enough of something or someone, there will be lot’s of alcohol to consume
- There is no baby-sitter on the bus, you break you pay. Your are responsible
- One beer, one bar. Not only a motto but it’s smart. Unless you’re like Saunders, Travis and Oscar, then you are exempt
- Spiked heels are really hot but not mandatory. Be sensible about what you wear…Personal possessions can get ruined. This goes for the women as well.
- Cash only. Plastic NOT accepted.
- Don’t be a jerk…No fighting and no P.I’s. Stay out of jail!
- Bring Cameras just in case you forget the great time you will have. Physical and visual evidence speaks for itself
- Purchase drinks in groups or rounds of 3 or 4 to avoid crowding the bar
- No drinking in Public - $250 fine for open container
- Do not bring your cheap ass 3oz alcohol bottles to the bar for mixers.
- If you get lost, see itinerary and catch up. Don’t call me!
- If you get sick, cab it home. Don’t call me!
- Don’t f**k with the balloons
- Kiss someone
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